In fact, if you don't believe me, have a taste. What could be worse than getting duct-taped naked to a statue all night? You know, maybe Gina's right, I'm no fun. I didn't sleep for three days, okay? So let me get this straight. We've got to stand up for ourselves. Can I get a hug? He probably just hooked up last night. Look, we feel like absolute shit for what happened earlier.
We didn't even have that much money in our wallets. So just come back later. Well, maybe your little girlfriends over there would like to find out you guys are still in high school. You guys are both just so ugly. Dude, she grabbed my nipple! Which she repeated back to me, I'd like to note. Does he give you a high five like that? You on your way to class? In fact, I'm gonna have a better weekend than Fletcher.
Like, I mean, I kind of liked who I was, or I am. Well, look, there's nothing you can do about it tonight, all right? You don't think something happened to him, do you? Morris is scheduled for a scholarship interview with Fairmont's Dean Chandler Wallace Merck , Kevin is interesting in taking a tour around the school he'll probably be attending in the fall and Carter just wants to see if all those crazy stories he's heard about social life at Fairmont are true. Somehow, I have to convince the Dean that I actually want to go here. Like, where are all the hotties, you know? In a roundabout way, I guess it is. You've got a little cut from a straight razor on your nipple. Each commenter leaving a positive review says almost the exact same thing in the exact same amount of words.
We're gonna give you the on all the great parties this weekend. I cannot believe those assholes ripped us off. I want you to come down here and take a picture of this for the paper! My family has a long history at Fieldmont, and I'd like to continue that legacy. You don't have to, Carter. You douche bags have fun.
You're not part of this! Dude, I am so going. Found a tattoo on my lower back of a unicorn. Dean Chandler has denied our petition, and we're still on probation. You guys are my best friends. I mean, what about our plans to go to Fieldmont together? Goofs When the frat boys are sniping people with paintball guns, their paintball guns do not have hoppers, which hold the paintballs. And you should lighten up and do one, too.
I need you to shake it. Yeah, see, that's what I thought, too. Let's just say that this morning was, well, rather shocking. You know, I mean, it's probably for the best. We can't do this without you. But they have to take Megan to the airport in order to be 'entirely' left alone.
All right, dude, I'm not perfect, all right? It does not get any better than this! I mean, we paid for it. Bearcat's gay and he wants to do me I'm gonna punch his face And then he'll sue me I'm going home with pussy on my pee-pee Gonna tell my friends That college is the shitty, yeah Eat that shit And cut! I'm having a breakdown here. I mean, with a guy like Teague? They have no choice, forcing the guys to decide to fight back and payback for ruining their weekend and ruining Morris college scholarship here and Kevin's chance go to school here. All right, I'm not sitting around. It's, like, so exciting, and I wanna party, and I wanna have fun. Disclaimer: SockShare is absolutely legal and contain only links to other sites on the Internet : dailymotion. We can't leave like this, Morris.
We're gonna go do some body shots. So, look, we're in town for the weekend, and we were just kind of wondering if you guys could, I mean, I don't know, show us around? On a scale of one to ten, I like boobies at, like, 9,000. I was almost at the top level. Cooper, tell him what he's good at. You guys are a bunch of high school kids? What if I could have a weekend like that, a weekend like Fletcher's? Maybe we should just go home.